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I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
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Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
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you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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