Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(302): View more from Delaware

So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?

(443): View more from Maryland

I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"

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(616): View more from Michigan

I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...

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(925): View more from California

Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.

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(509): View more from Washington

I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.

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(313): View more from Michigan

Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?

(774): View more from Massachusetts

Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name

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