I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.