Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
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I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
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I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
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