i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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