no. you can't hotbox the world.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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