Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
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multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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