look no pants
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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