That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
accomplished twins. life is a go
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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