That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
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Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
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Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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