I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
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I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
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I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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