so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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