Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Pappa wants mamma naked
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
