I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
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i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
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I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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