i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
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Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
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I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
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