the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
my sisters under your porch take her home
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
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she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
nutella sex= disaster
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
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As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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