Umm I'm too high to move.
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
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He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
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Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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