none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
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I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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