I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
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I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
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He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
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