the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
They have beer where we have blood.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
