Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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