She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
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We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
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No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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