I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
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he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
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holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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