Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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