Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
i think my cat just said my name.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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