I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
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Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I wish there were birth control emojis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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