Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize
