He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
