I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
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she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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