I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
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