When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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