Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
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Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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