Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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