Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Do you have feelings for this penis?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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