I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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