The brown eye won't let me do that either.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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