David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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