that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
We need to get me chipped asap
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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