They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
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Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
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God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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