What should our trivia night team be named?
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if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
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She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
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BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
false alarm, still single
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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