She's JV to your varsity
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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