Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
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Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
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I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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