I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
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She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
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The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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