is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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