so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
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I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
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We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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