Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
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Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
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He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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