all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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