SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
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yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
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I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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