i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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