Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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