talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
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Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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