what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
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I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
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No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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