so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
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