I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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