More tranny stories later!
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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